Consolidation!

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What do we pay you for?!? - AT&T/iPhone

The other day I was sitting at a Starbucks waiting for my wife was taking care of some business. I was enjoying my shaken iced tea when my iPhone alerted me that there was a missed call. My dad had called. I thought," How could that be? I was sitting by the phone the whole time." Oh well, maybe I was just too into what I was doing at the moment and just didn't hear the ring. So, I attempted to call my dad back. But, when I attempted a call, this is what happened (pictured above). CALL FAILED! Let me direct your attention to the upper left hand corner of the phone. Yeah, that's four bars of signal. FOUR!!! How the hell does my phone have FOUR bars of signal and IS NOT ABLE TO MAKE A CALL!!?!?! I thought it might be a fluke, so I tried again... and again... and again. Finally, fed up with the lack of ability to make a call, I got up and moved around looking for a signal that works. WHAT?!?! Why am I looking for a signal that works?!? Shouldn't all of them work?!? WHAT THE HELL DO WE PAY YOU FOR, AT&T?!?! I love the iPhone and all the functions that it offers, but iPhone coupled with AT&T suuuhUUUCKS! I'm tired of watching others use their phones on the subway platform while I have no service. I'm tired of thinking I have service and finding out that it was a "false signal". I'm tired of finding out that other iPhone users around the world have more functions than we do here in the states. Come on phone developers. Come up with a phone better than the iPhone and I'm yours! But, for now, I have to live with the idea that my phone may not be there for me when I need it. Thanks AT&T. You inspire me to SUCK!

WHAT DO WE PAY YOU FOR?!?! - MTA

Notice the MTA employee at the upper left side of the image. He seems to be having a nice time reading his morning newspaper. Using his tools of his trade as a table. Now, notice the trash on the floor. I'm not even talking about the aged gum spots. Look at the newspaper on the floor. WHAT DO WE PAY YOU FOR?!?! Not to friggin read the newspaper! If you can't clean the platform properly, at least clean the large pieces of trash. Is doing the job we pay you for too much to ask?!?

Yaaay...WHAT?!?!

So, I was all excited about the new OS for the iPhone. As many other iPhone nerds, I followed the live scroll of what was happening at the keynote. But, I missed the little detail... THAT THE MOST DESIRED FUNCTIONS OF THE NEW OS WILL NOT WORK IN THE US!! WHAAAAAAT?!?

Nice job AT&T. Even SingTel which is a company in a country probably younger than your company is able to carry these functions. Yeah, THE COUNTRY IS YOUNGER THAN AT&T. AT&T, aren't you ashamed? Even Scott, the guy that was giving the keynote address on the iPhone, was embarrassed for you. Did you notice the laughter when he mentioned that the US is behind 22 other countries that will offer the services at the release of the new OS? AND, how Scott sheepishly moved on. AND, how he was so ashamed of the fact that he didn't even mention it when he was talking about the tethering? The audience caught on and chuckled. AT&T, you're an embarrassment. Is it no wonder why jobs are being outsourced? If companies decided to keep their labor in the US, this is what happens. We would be left in the dust of countries that are younger than our companies. Even TMobile of another country is carrying it. WHAT THE HELL?!? AT&T, YOU SUCK!!! Apple, thank you for putting so much hard work into the new OS 3.0. Sadly, we can't use the best features because you chose to team up with a company that doesn't consider their customers first. OR, even choose to make their customers believe that they are important. Apple, if you don't want us to "jailbreak" the iPhones, maybe you shouldn't team up with half assed companies. AT&T, I can't state this enough. YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! ANNND, YOU SUCK!!!

ITS NOT A BED!!

So, have you ever been on a crowded subway and seen this? A TOOL that is so inconsiderate to those around them that they just lean on the whole pole. I can understand if the train is empty and you want to lean on the pole. That's understandable. But, as you can see, there are others that need to hold onto the pole to NOT FALL OVER! When I come into this type of situation where I'm faced with an oblivious ass, I jab my hand into their back as I grab the pole. And, they always look surprised. IT'S A POLE! NOT A F-ING BED!! God forbid someone use the pole for the reason it was installed for, you TURD! Or, are you so oblivious to those around you that you can't see that others exist around you? There's really no good excuse for you. YOU'RE JUST AN ASSHOLE!!

What do we pay you for?!? - MTA

The other day I was waiting at one of my normal stops. I looked down the track to see if the train was coming (because I had been waiting there for too long already) and noticed something. The walls are FILTHY!! So, I took some pics. But, to my surprise, my camera could not capture how filthy these walls actually are. Believe it or not, the picture above makes the walls look cleaner than they are. There is literally NO clean white tiles. NOT ONE! I don't understand why these walls are so dirty. Why, for all the money that goes into the system, can these walls not be cleaned?!? WHY?!?! Give me a F-ing good reason! In the 10+ years that I've lived here, I have NEVER seen any MTA employee cleaning the walls. 10+ YEARS! And, I've been on the platforms at all times of the night, day, and morning. NEVER! CLEAN THE F-ING WALLS!! WHAT THE HELL DO WE PAY YOU FOR?!?!

P.S. Why is there "water" in the middle of the tracks? FILTHY!!!

REALLY?!? - Stupid human

This other day my fiancee and I went to one of our favorite places in Chinatown for some grub. This place is always packed out. But, they seat quite quickly. So, we were heading to our table when we noticed there was only one seat. We quickly noticed that this girl(pictured above) at the table across from us had taken the chair AND USED IT FOR HER PURSE. Apparently, her purse was tired of standing. WHAT THE F?!? How do you go to a busy restaurant and take a chair from a table for two and use it for your purse? How much of a inconsiderate bitch do you have to be to be able to think that this is okay? Not only did she use it. But, when we were standing there clearly needing a chair, she didn’t immediately offer the chair back to us. She actually felt like she had the right to hold the chair for her purse over a human being needing it to SIT AND EAT THEIR DINNER. ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?! How, in your little brain, does two people waiting for seats not trump your purse needing a resting spot IN A CROWDED RESATAURANT make sense? WHAT KIND OF SPOILED SHALLOW EGOTISITCIAL VAIN SELFCENTERED INCONSIDERATE FOB ARE YOU?!? I wanted to order a roti cani just to slap her with it and dump the curry on her bag. I know you try really hard to “express” yourself in your appearance. But, unfortunately for you, you are not special. HANG YOUR BAG ON THE BACK OF YOUR SEAT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!! I was just about to make this girl feel really dumb by saying,” Seriously? You’re going to use the seat for your purse when we need a chair to sit on?” loud enough for the restaurant to hear, when we noticed the waitress bringing another chair. YEAH, in the end, this friggin bitch didn’t give up the seat. Serious. This is what makes it possible for this little girl and many like her to feel like they can behave like this.